So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
