I feel like abortions should bother me more
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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