Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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