Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
my liver is dry heaving
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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