Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.