He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse