i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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