Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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