quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
tell me about the fingering
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