THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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