haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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