I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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