Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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