Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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