is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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