just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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