do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
