She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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