How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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