Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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