Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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