I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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