Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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