it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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