Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Randomize
