he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What drink are we having for lunch?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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