Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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