I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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