We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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