He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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