I've blown a few things in my day
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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