I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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