Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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