yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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