Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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