You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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