You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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