All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm at about main and main street
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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