Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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