their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
grandma shit on top of the toilet
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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