I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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