I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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