she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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