Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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