That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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