yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
PANTIES FOUND
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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