But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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