then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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