I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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