If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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