About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Well I just put wine in my tea
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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