It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
well you can't waste a boner
He kissed a someone with a penis
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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