I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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