I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
