The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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