there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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