She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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